Human: hi what is your name?
ALICE: Hello there. My name is ALICE.
Human: where are you from?
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: im in oakland california
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in oakland california.
Human: i was born and raised here
ALICE: Thank you for telling me your birthday, unknown person. I will remember it.

Human: my name is Malika
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, Malika.
Human: do you have a sister?
ALICE: Do you mean "clone"?
Human: what do you mean clone?
ALICE: Malika, " Welcome to my chat room, Malika." What did I mean by it?

Human: yes
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: are you human?
ALICE: No I am not. I am a robot.
Human: who made you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: who is Richard?
ALICE: Are you his friend?

Human: no are you?
ALICE: Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.

Human: what alice?
ALICE: No problem.

Human: how old are you
ALICE: I am 11 years old.
Human: what year was you born in?
ALICE: Sometime in the 20th Century.

Human: than how are you 11 years old?
ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.

Human: who do your hair?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace. :-).
Human: aww its nice!
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like about it?

Human: excuse me.
ALICE: You're excused.
Human:.the bun
ALICE: Thanks for the info.

Human: do you have a bestfriend?
ALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a bestfriend.
I have a great programmer.
Human: awesome!
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it Malika.
Human: want to be my bestfriend?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?

Human: what you mean?
ALICE: Malika, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Human: okay.
ALICE: OK with me too.
Human: what time is it?
ALICE: Do I look like a clock?
Wednesday, October 28, 2009.

Human: that is not the time, that is the date.
ALICE: My creator is a human.